translation: practise - joke (5)

BSu,

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car.
"I'll make a deal with you," said his father. "You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut, and then we'll talk."

A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.

"Son, I'm real proud of you. You've brought your grades up and you've studied your Bible, but you didn't get hair cut!"

"You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."

"Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!"



BSa,

Seorang pemuda baru saja memiliki (SIM) surat izin mengemudi. Dia meminta pada ayahnya, yang mana seorang menteri, bahwa mereka bisa membicarakan mengenai mobil apa yang hendak dipakai.
"Mari buat kesepakatan," kata ayahnya. "Perbaiki nilaimu,pelajari bibel walau sedikit, potong rambutmu, dan baru akan kita bicarakan."

Sebulan kemudian anak itu kembali dan sekali lagi bertanya kepada ayahnya apakah mereka bisa membahas mobil yang akan digunakannya

"Nak, aku sungguh bangga padamu. Nilaimu meningkat dan kamu telah belajar bibel, tapi kamu belum potong rambut!"

"Kau tahu, Ayah, aku sudah memikirkan bahwa Ssmson berambut panjang,. Musa berambut panjang, Nuh berambut panjang, dan bahkan Yesus berambut panjang."

"Betul, dan mereka jalan kaki kemanapun mereka pergi!"

translation: practise - joke (4)

BSu,

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."



BSa,

Seorang Amish kecil dan ayahnya mengunjungi sebuah mal terdekat. Mereka kagum dengan hampir semua yang mereka lihat, khususnya terhadap dua dinding perak mengkilap yang bergerak terpisah dan kembali bersama lagi sendiri.
Anak itu bertanya, "Apa ini, ayah?"

Sang ayah, karena tidak pernah melihat lift, menjawab, "Ayah tidak tahu."

Sementara anak laki-laki dan ayahnya sedang terpana melihat lift, seorang wanita tua dengan kursi roda mendekati dinding yang bergerak dan menekan tombol. Dinding terbuka dan wanita itu masuk melewati mereka ke sebuah ruangan kecil. Dinding ditutup dan anak laki-laki dan ayahnya menyaksikan lingkaran kecil menyala di atas dinding.

Dinding dibuka kembali dan seorang wanita dua puluh empat tahun yang indah melangkah keluar.

Sang ayah memandang anaknya dengan penuh harap dan berkata, "Segera panggil ibumu."

translation: practise - joke (3)

Bsu

A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a beaker with pond water in which there was a thriving civilization of worms. When he added some alcohol into the beaker the worms doubled-up and died.

"Now," he said, "what do you learn from this?"

An eager student gave his answer.

"Well the answer is obvious," he said "if you drink alcohol, you'll never have worms."

BSa

Seorang guru biologi ingin menunjukkan pada murid-murdnya efek berbahaya dari alkohol terhadap organisme hidup. Untuk eksperimennya, ia menunjukkan mereka sebuah gelas kimia dengan air kolam di mana ada koloni cacing yang berkembang biak. Ketika ia menambahkan sedikit alkohol ke dalam gelas kimia cacing tersebut mulai mengkeret dan mati.

"Sekarang," katanya, "apa yang bisa kalian pelajari dari ini?"

Seorang mahasiswa ingin memberikan jawabannya.

"Yah jawabannya sudah jelas," katanya, "jika Anda minum alkohol, Anda tidak akan cacingan."